Burriana Billboard
February 2008

 

The Olympic Games are shortly coming to Nerja according to one visitor.

Having seen the great deal of work taking place on Burriana beach with the removal of all of the sun beds, umbrellas, pedaloes and other assorted items, plus the cutting down of nearly all of the trees, the curious holidaymaker asked one of the council employees what was going on exactly. The reply was forthcoming that it was, “Preparación para limpiar,” (preparation for cleaning) which led to Richard at the Café del Mar being told of the imminent and prestigious sporting event by the ‘well informed’ customer later on in the day.

As reported in November, these works are all part of a two-year plan that the councillor for beaches, Jonathan Mendez, has for the beach. In an exclusive interview then he told me: “It is my intention to make the area much more attractive in looks than it is at the present time. There are many possibilities available to me in my capacity as councillor


A bare Burriana


Councillor Ménedez visits work in progress

for beaches and one of those receiving my full support is the general idea that Burriana beach should be kept as natural as possible, in every aspect.”

I met Sr Mendez again last month when the work “in preparation for cleaning” was well under way. “This stage of the work will be finished by Easter” he told me. Rather than large areas given over to the cultivation of a mixture of trees and plants I want to see natural small oases of vegetation along the sands. At the same time the whole of the beach is being given a huge general clean up, especially important following the September storm.

“Once this has been completed, and a lot of the beach furniture has been replaced, there will be more of a natural and uniform appearance to the area, and it will be easier to maintain on an ongoing basis. This is only the beginning. Bit by bit the beach is going to be brought up to a much higher standard in many ways, but this will be a slow process.”
 

A large rock crashed over 30 feet down onto the pavement at the far western end of the beach, near the Parador, in January.  (Pictured right)

Weighing over 300 pounds, the consequences could have been fatal but fortunately no-one was in the vicinity at the time. This area was the subject of extensive cliff strengthening work recently and the fall has brought into question the effectiveness of the long and expensive operation.

Despite nearly halving the spending budget for investment in the town for 2008, Nerja’s town hall has listed one of their priorities for the forthcoming year as being the provision of an underground car park for the Burriana area.

Exactly where it will be situated (if it ever materialises) remains to be seen but the favourite site appears to be on the parking area at the bottom of Calle Vélez Málaga. This area was almost completely swept away in the September 21 floods and was only restored and levelled off in the middle of January.

A car crashed nearby at the bottom of Calle Filipinas and for whatever reasons the occupants


Kyle, the Guardia recruit

decided to flee from the incident, hotly pursued by members of the Guardia Civil who happened to be in the area at the time.

Lee and Linda’s son Kyle, from The Black Horse, was one of the first people on the scene and he was temporarily recruited by the police to direct the traffic away from the accident. Linda said of the youngest member of the force: – “It was a great experience for him – he has always wanted to be a policeman!”
 

On February 14 the couple are hosting a special Valentine’s four course dinner, starting at 7pm. “There will be a choice of three starters, main courses and sweets, followed by coffee and chocolates, and there only a few places left – it has proved to be a very popular idea,” said Lee.

At the time of going to press Tony, Gill and Mike at Woolley’s Bitter and Twisted hadn’t made up their minds whether the 14th would be a “love free zone” or not at the restaurant. “Because of a football match we declared ourselves just that last year”, said Gill, “and there is a game on this year too. We’ll be making a decision shortly which way we’re going on this and put the information up on the boards as soon as we do.”

One thing is certain at this popular venue and that is it is really a must to book your table for their renowned Sunday lunches. People come from miles around to sample the fare being produced by Scott and Sam in the kitchen, and Gill’s gravy is, quite simply, in a league of its own.

At All That Jazz the Boxing Day evening buffet was a packed out repeat of the successes of previous years and the cabaret artistes once again brought the affair to a hilarious climax. Sandy Lawrence entertained before and after the ‘guest appearances’ and the dancing went on into the small hours.

There is a strong likelihood of a surprise celebrity appearance at the venue on Valentine’s night. Sandy and Marc will again be putting on a special menu for the occasion, along the lines of the successful New Year’s Eve format, and bookings are essential for what promises to be another memorable evening.

Another venue with a proven track record for rising to the occasion when notable dates occur is Café del Mar. Richard and John are once again providing their special February 14 romantic dinner, and full details along with availability can be obtained by contacting either of them on (+34) 606 018 981 or (+34) 626 122 633.


Sandy Lawrence
at All That Jazz on Boxing Day

Simon and Matt at H20 said farewell to Baron recently. After two and a half years as bar manager at the venue he has moved to work out of Nerja. “We would like to thank Baron for all of his support during this time,” said Matt “and we all wish him every success and happiness in the future.”

This month’s blast from the past is provided by the cover of a magazine in circulation during the seventies. The publication was based around one of Nerja’s largest ‘home in the sun’ developments and as the photo shows things were rather different then – and those sun-beds were probably the most uncomfortable items of beach furniture ever inflicted on an unsuspecting general public. If you have got any old photos or material connected with Burriana and would like to share them with Soltalk readers please get in contact with us. All items will be returned unharmed and with the
minimum of delay.

And almost finally – the phrase that ends in the words “… from a great height” came to mind when the owner of this vehicle returned after a few days break over the holiday period.

Visibility through the windscreen was almost zero thanks to the local avian residents of two nearby trees and by the time things were cleaned up a bit the unfortunate driver was late for work in the kitchen of one of Burriana’s restaurants.


Luck of a better kind came to Dani from Sands a couple of days after Christmas. A horse called Axis Shield was running in a race being shown in the restaurant and for some reason it caught the waiter’s eye. A quick €4 bet was placed and odds of 553/1 were given on the animal, which was generally considered to be a no-hoper. How wrong indeed.

The finishing line battle with the favourite in the race went the way of Dani’s selection and, over €2,200 better off, it is no wonder that 2007 will be a Christmas that he will not forget in a hurry.

After an active Christmas season, Sands is now all geared up with a winter menu and their very popular traditional Sunday roast. A new introduction is the early bird dinner, served between 6 - 7.30pm which gives 20 per cent off the entire bill – an irresistible offer and you might even pick up a few racing tips.

And finally, a girl with a need! Kirsty (pictured right) from Blue Med was watching Family Fortunes recently and when game show host Vernon Kay posed the question “Name a part of the body beginning with the letter ‘N’ she enthusiastically called out her answer - and hasn’t lived it down ever since …

... in fact, she’s bitten her “nuckles” to the bone.